How To Ruin Your Marriage

Due to Lack of Electricity I was absent for all day, sorry about that. Now, You want to ruin your marriage? here are the possible actions that could lead to that but if YOU are not PREPARED to ruin your marriage which I know many are not then please restrain from the following:

Ingratitude and ask for more than you give. Acknowledge others passionately but grunt to thank your spouse.

Spend Time unnecessarily out randomly and do not offer a reason. When she calls don't pick.

Mention the faults, keep them on file, use them to cover your idiocy and remain silent to punish your spouse.

Keep calling until he answers and be sure to assume the worst - ALWAYS. Everyone appreciates 37 phone calls in a row.

Kids? what kids? I don't ask you to work so why are you always asking for help at home. That is your JOB

Argue and fight in front of your kids so that they can learn to accept domestic violence as a fact of life.

Tell your friends, near and far about your family problems and add "shh don't tell anyone else- its private.

Hypocritically attend social events that you "bar" her from, talk the talk but don't walk the walk.

Nagging is an act you must perfect Surely the more u repeat it the more he will learn to listen.

Motivate her by comparing her to your friend/brother/cousin's wife so she knows she's at the bottom in your estimation.

When you upset each other, make sure you the kids knows how terrible their father is.

Put down your wife's cooing/cleaning/attire/weight in front of your mum and family and say"I'm just joking".

Strike your wife...Don't forget to say the requisite, "I'm sorry, but YOU were the one who...." like an abusive coward.

Silent treatments\is COMMUNICATION when you upset. " treat'em mean so he will be keen." If you soft they will walk over you.

Yahya Adel Ibrahim

hmmmmmm...... what do you think???